A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said: "I feel for you, down there." An OBJECTIVE person came along and said: "It's logical that someone would fall down there." A PHARISEE said: "Only bad people fall into a pit." A MATHEMATICIAN calculated how he fell into the pit. A NEWS REPORTER wanted the exclusive story on his pit. A FUNDAMENTALIST said: "You deserve your pit." An I.R.S. AGENT asked if he was paying taxes on the pit. A SELF-PITYING person said: "You haven't seen anything until you've seen MY PIT!" A CHARISMATIC said: "Just confess that you're not in a pit." An OPTIMIST said: "Things could be worse." A PESSIMIST said: "Things will get worse!" JESUS, seeing the man, took him by the hand, and lifted him out of the pit! ~ Author Unknown ~ Back Inspiration Page Next